Peyton Leigh came home one afternoon from a hard day at the office and discovered that instead of paying the rent, her guy Christian spent the money on toy action figures. Before you could say goo-goo, kiss-kiss, Peyton had him in diapers, sucking a baby bottle and begging for mercy. Peyton's ingenious plan of attack inspired many of her friends, like Melissa Monet, to turn the tables on their freeloading boyfriends and deal with them in a similar fashion. Consequently, the action figure market bottomed out. And so did many a virile man that fateful day.
Ol' Dirty Bastards And The Girls Who Love 'Em
Um, not really, but they do have lots of money......